Gena and Cheburashka bought a spliff. They come home, Gena says: "Cheburashka, darling, you know, I'm all wrapped up, I've been running around all day today, I'm so hot, disgusted. I'm going to the bathroom, quickly, take a shower. You sit here for a little while, and then we'll come back and smoke a joint together. Just watch, bastard, don't smoke this one, because I know you, you're..." "No, Gena, calmly go to the bathroom, everything's fine!" That's it, Gena goes to the bathroom, Cheburashka presses one channel on the TV, then another, then a third, they're showing all sorts of crap... "Okay, I'll take a couple of puffs! Gena won't notice a couple of times. Mm... mm... mm..." - And he smokes everything, that's it. And he's like, "FUCK, why did I do that?! Why?! Gena's coming now! Now I need to get some Belomor tattooed, fuck, then it'll be on my face..." - he goes to the mirror - "OH, FUCK! It's all written on my face, what a fucking mess! Well, now he'll figure it out..!"
Suddenly a voice from the bathroom: "Cheburashka, bring me a towel!"
"FUCK! A towel!" - he says - "Fuck!.. So, a towel... A towel... So, a towel. What do I need to do? I need to get up right now, go to the bedroom, open the closet, get a towel, close the closet and go to the bathroom. So I definitely need to say something, otherwise he'll gue- He'll guess wha- So, I need to say it. I need to say it. Gennady... Fuck, why Gennady? Holy shit... How the- how... Gennaryo... Gennasik... Ge... Gena... Gena! Wow! I need to say: Gena! Gena! You asked me to bring a towel, so I went to the bedroom... Fuck, this is taking too long, fuck..."
"Cheburashka, where's the towel?"
"FUCK, a towel!" - He walks into the bedroom - "Fuck, why the fuck did I come here? Remember... Ah, a towel! Yeah, a towel! Uh... I open the closet, so I take the towel, close the closet, come to the bathroom and say: Gena... Remember you asked me to t... No, fuck, it's taking a long time. He'll guess, the bastard, he'll guess! I have to say: Gena! Here's that very towel that... Why the very, come on... Ah... Gena, when you told me to bring it, I... No, fuck, I have to say it somehow more simply, just... Ah, I have to say- Gena! Here's your towel. Here. No, I shouldn't say it like that, I have to say it even more simply. Take it, Gena. No, don't take it. I have to say: Gena, here. Gena, here. Gena, here. Gena, here. AAAAH! CROCODILE IN THE BATHROOM!" |
