Over the past couple of years it has become apparent that the quality of our masturbation content has been declining. i lurk day in and day out searching for good SWF animations to deliver to my friends in the wank-off community. but today I've simply had enough. I waited 3 WEEKS for an anonymous site that distributes flash files and so forth to update it's archives, and out of roughly 70 furry and 60 human (130) flashes I found 13 TOTAL CUMMABLE FLASHES. 13!! that's not just in the furry section either, that was EVERYTHING! But you know what the final nail in the coffin was? I clicked on a new doggie Game that was just released, and guess how many scenes it had? ONE!!! ONE FUCKING SCENE! I know not to expect much when coming on to the internet. BUT 13 SWIFFS OUT OF 130? WHAT AM GOING ON? Am I looking on the wrong sites? have the artists given up on us? what's happening? I Think we all need to band together and just say NO (or yes?)! we need to tell our artists we won't jerk to anymore A, Or anymore B. No More C'd-out merge sampsons, no more space-donkeys making babies with flamingos. no more! no more! we need to stand together as a community and demand a better quality of SWF from our artists. We deserve more stuff like LCD and <ENTRY MISSING>, <INSERT POPULAR FLASH NAME HERE>! Trash of lampmakers! Not this
Ok, I don't think we should hold the artists for ransom. we should pay for what we want to get out on the web. But it seems like even the stuff thats being paid for has declined! is it the economy? the wrong sites? what is it?
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Ok, this one was actually a little bit clever.